Sunday, May 17, 2009

Too much information!!

So I started this blog last October and I posted one thing and then forgot about it. Oh well, that's sort of what I suspected would happen. I don't have enough time for everything there is to do on the internet. The internet is so vast and incredible, a ten-thousand lane super highway of information and time-drain and mindless entertainment and super time-drain.

My stars, can you imagine a ten-thousand lane highway? I was going to say something about how incredible it would be, but actually it would be totally stupid and pointless. The majority of the lanes would go unused, since nobody would want to get over ten-thousand lanes to get off at their exit. Maybe ten lanes or so would actually get used.

Note to self: Scratch idea for ten-thousand lane super-highway :'(

Anyway, this post will contain too much information, since I feel like I should write an update on my life, because I don't keep a journal, and I want these things preserved somehow.


UPDATES ABOUT MYSELF:

*I'm still recording the CD I mentioned in my last post. It's going a lot slower than previously planned. My band Thunderdog has over 2,500 fans on facebook (you can become a fan too, just go to and click on "Become a Fan") from all over the world, since I am advertising it in 83 different countries. We have over 200 fans in Chile alone. World tour, anybody?

*I was fired from my job in November. That was dumb. Basically I was fired so my boss could hire a guy she liked. That screwed me over for Christmas and I was very pissed off about it. I also couldn't take any classes this last semester because I didn't have any money. Oh well, things always end up working out somehow.

*Since I lost my job, I have had a couple other jobs. I tried to get a job with JetBlue, because that would be awesome, but I haven't accomplished that yet. I tried to get a job doing relay calls for deafies with Alan and Ben, but on the day that I got called back for that job, I also got a call from another place, Galileo. I worked at Galileo doing customer service for pre-paid credit cards for over a month, until I got fired for taking too much time off in one week, even though technically I was within the boundaries of the rules, but since it was through a temp agency, they can let me go at any time for any reason. Oh well.

*I'm currently working as a bus driver for a retirement home, Legacy House of Taylorsville. I get to take the old people to their doctors appointments, take them on a scenic drive every week, and to Walmart each Wednesday. For a while I was also working in the Alzheimer's area, but that was only temporary. It was awesome though, I loved the people in there.

*I have a girlfriend now! For anyone keeping count, she is my second girlfriend ever. Her name is Amanda, and she is super awesome. After hanging out pretty much every day for about a month, we "made it official" in the early morning of May 9th by updating our relationship statuses on Facebook. She finally bought a Nixon watch, and I decided she was cool enough now :P (just kidding, for anyone who takes jokes seriously). We occasionally make each other do retarded things that stupid couples do. If either of us saw a couple doing some of the things we do, we would make fun of them...but for some reason I don't care how stupid we may look, because I enjoy the cheesy dumbness. I guess you don't realize that stupid cheesy things are actually nice until you're the one doing them with a freakin awesome girlfriend.





So that's about all I'm saying for now I think. If you read all of this, thanks for caring about me enough to stick through to the end! If you didn't, I really don't care...I'm just not going to thank you for reading it, since you didn't. It's your business if you don't want to know what's going on in my life. Thanks for at least caring enough to look at my blog :)

PEACE OUT SUCKERS!*

--Michael "Butter me bacon" Schooley


*"suckers" here is used as a term of endearment.


p.s. Actually if you just changed the way that freeway entrances and exits function, maybe a ten-thousand lane super-highway could actually work! Like this: a lane would turn into an "exit only" lane and then it would drop out, becoming an exit ramp, first descending beneath the rest of the freeway then winding toward the exit destination. On ramps would work in the same way, only opposite. You would enter the freeway in the middle of it somewhere, not at the edge. Hmmm...unscratch the idea, jeeves!